 
Science and Technology - Biology
(Humor)
Americans for Cloning Elvis
If scientists can clone sheep, why not put the technology to work on a project to benefit
all of humanity? Add your name to the online petition and check the progress of the effort
to clone the King.
Biology of Snack Cakes
Life on earth is divided into three basic groups: plants, animals and snack cakes. Plenty
of boring books and articles have been written about the first two groups; this treatise
explores the third -- its evolution, biochemistry, feeding and reproduction.
Christians for the Cloning of
Jesus
Irreverent spoof proposes using DNA samples from the Shroud of Turin to hasten the second
coming, and explains the benefits of multiple cloning to provide a copy of Jesus to
everyone who wants one.
Clone Humor
Scientists and philosophers have only just begun to scratch the surface of the technical
and ethical implications of cloning. Here are unanswered moral and practical questions
that add an entirely new perspective to the debate.
Clone, Inc.
This deadpan spoof looks just like a corporate promo page with its featured clone of the
month, comparison of clones and droids, ask-the-doctor feature and advertisement for clone
spare parts.
Clone-All
Advertising human cloning at unbeatable prices and a special deal on drone clones, this
company offers a good deal on Dennis Rodman for less than $600, 000. Sandra Bullock, Bill
Gates and Michael Jordan cost over a million.
Clones-R-Us
Claiming unbeatable prices, fast delivery and guaranteed quality, Clones-R-Us offers a
cloning FAQ, testimonials, price list and online ordering. Read about their recent
licensing agreements and special offers.
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Dissect-A-Biologist
Animal rights activists have all but ended the practice of laboratory dissections, so this
page provides an interactive dissection of a biologist. Choose from four specimens, select
the anesthesia or no-anesthesia option, and view the component parts.
Gene-Tek Laboratories
Clever spoof apes the Web page design of real biotech company Genentech. Find a corporate
history, details of Gene-Tek's pioneering research in the field of genetically engineered
human beings and product information.
Statistical Genetics Humor Page
To prove the theorem that all statistical geneticists are not humorless nerds, this page
offers proof in the form of genetics cartoons, quotations and random humor links.
Top 15 Potential
Problems with Cloning Humans
From the rec.humor.funny newsgroup, this countdown list zeroes in on the difficulties
associated with cloning high-profile figures such as Bill Gates, Jesse Helms, Cindy
Crawford and Rush Limbaugh.
Wildlife Biology Jokes Page, The
Polar bears, vultures, vampire bats and moles all provide subjects for these biology
jokes, but humans don't escape the comedic roundup. Discover what happens during open
season on biologists and the cheapest brain for a transplant.
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